And I thought living on base would be safe. So I get home today from working my 4th 10 hour day in a row (which wasn't too horrible, I've just been dead asleep every night before 9) I walk into my house and it sounds and looks like someone ransacked my house. The tv was on, there was trash all over the house, and really weird purple crumbs all over the kitchen with the majority being on the dog bed. Then it hit me. Mona's makeshift dog gate aka cardboard box being held up by a box of weights was knocked down. After further inspection I found a spot (well in mona's case more like a pond) of pee on the NEW living room carpet. The purple crumbs just happen to be blueberry bagels that I threw away a few days ago, 6 in all- GONE. Also she ate a loaf of bread, I'm too tired/mad to see what else she's done. Bagel crumbs are on my couch also so I think I might could have a bagel or two buried in the cushions. I am so mad at Mona right now. I kept her in the kitchen so she would be able to walk around. I don't want to keep her in her crate for 12 hours, but shes about to leave me no choice.
If I ever wanted two animals at once, this cured me. Speaking of animals.... My mom had a visitor in her chicken house yesterday....A snake. My mother, being the brave lady she is, called her friend Mary to come kill it... Mary came down with her hoe, got the snake out of the chicken house and chopped him up..............................................Mary- is 80!!!!!!!! My mom then told me she didn't want to tell Ava and Ian about the snake bc she didn't want them to have bad dreams.... Well, that sure was sweet of her, bc last night I dreamed about a snake with a chicken tail that lived in my room under a pile of laundry. GROSS!!!
Oh, got to go down for my first trauma case today. I was expecting something awesome like a gunshot wound or a MVA (motor vehicle accident for those not in the know!).... No such luck, it was an old grandma that was drunk and on drugs and fell........
I hope everyone has a good weekend. I have got to clean this weekend. Especially now that I have food particles possibly in every room of the house!
Love y'all!!!!
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Sid.....that is so funny - Mona and the snake w/chicken tail....at least you can't say your life is boring!!! Did you take it easy on the grandma that was drunk???that could be me or betty sue in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, that won't be me, it MIGHT be Deborrah, but NOT me! You'll have me in the emergency room from a snake attack!!
Just think how much fun Mo had! Don't you know she was SO excited to be FREE!!! I bet her tail wagged the whole day!!
Sorry about Mona. Sometimes, they drive you nuts! I am thankful it was your very big dog, though and not burgular.
how the heck did she get the TV on? crazy dog!
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